Interested in working at camp this summer

Hello,
I had some questions about camp. First off I was wondering if we would be getting dirty. I really hate mud and dirt, but I would like to work at your camp...is this a problem? Secondly, I hate pizza, hotdogs, hamburgers, any type of potatoes (including fries, tator tots, augratin, etc.). Do you offer selections for those of us who like "healthy" foods...such as salads and fresh fruits? Third, and last but certainly not least, I hate getting up early, and I usually don't get up till around 12. Would it be possible to have someone cover for me until 12 or so, so I could sleep in?

Thanks for your time. I look forward to hearing back from you soon. It sounds like you have a beautiful camp, and I hope you can accommodate me!

In Christ,
Possible Stupendous Staff Member :)
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